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30

Apr

Nothing too interesting this week, except I did find the first bike I ever rode. Some guy called it gay.

Nothing too interesting this week, except I did find the first bike I ever rode. Some guy called it gay.

14

Aug

Some things need just shouldn’t exist…

Some things need just shouldn’t exist…

06

Aug

Mastermind! Now with uncomfortable racial undertones!

Mastermind! Now with uncomfortable racial undertones!

28

Jul

KNOT a book you can ignore.

This book implies that scarves are both sexy and magical. Since I aspire to be both of these things, this book has successfully convinced me to start wearing more scarves. 

24

Jul

Happy Birthday mom. May your love of beef and hats be reflected in all your gifts!

Happy Birthday mom. May your love of beef and hats be reflected in all your gifts!

19

Jul

This CD is a CATastrophe.

The latest in the hit “pet tracks” series, this music-for-cats collection is enchanting and felinetastic!

18

Jul

Alarmaclockasaurus Rex

What every kid deserves to wake up to. 

10

Jul

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Dawn of the sexualized egg people.

07

Jul

I think my new poster is really nice.

Just saying.

05

Jul

The Bubbly Underbelly

I understand that Funcare probably didn’t mean anything by this, but there is just something creepy about a “Little Critters” bubble bath.